Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Hoarding In The New Year - S01E13

I hope everyone had Happy Hoarder Days! 
Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I've been too lazy and hungover to do anything. I caught this guy in mid-hoard on New Years Day. I pulled over and tried to interview him but for some reason he kept trying to sell me cardboard? 


(California)

"This guy likes it in the back door, packed tight" 

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This episode dedicated to D Hizz and BP

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Sloppy Jalopy Hoard - S01E12

I spotted this car on a hoard hunt last week and I feel kind of bad for posting this. Its bad enough this guy has to drive around in that sorry sack of sh*t he calls a car and now some a**hole like me is putting the spotlight on it. Sorry buddy, but wtf happened to that thing? I can't believe that crapmobile still runs. You think a little Techron is gonna help? And why the f*ck do you have a big ass sheet of wood sticking out your passenger window? Are you planning build a new grill for that piece of sh*t or is that your dining room? 


(California)

"Dude, which character from Street Fighter 2 beat the sh*t out of your car?"

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The Chameleon Hoarder - S01E11

G'day mates, today's episode will be brought to you in an Aussie accent. Highly secretive and powerful, I was able to catch a glimpse of a rare and endangered species: The Chameleon Hoarder. Look at him as he rest there so peacefully in his natural habitat. I almost didn't see him there at all. I attempted to get closer but this bloke started hissing and growling and I had to make a run for it. The Grouch's trash can has nothing on this hoard nest. 
Until next time,
-The Hoard Hunter

(California)

"This hoarder has given a new meaning to white trash... bags"

Special thanks to regular contributor D Hizz and JDM for submitting this hoard.

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Sunday, December 25, 2011

The Hood Santa Hoard - S01E10

Hoarder Cars would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas! 

(California) 

Very Special thanks to Sitivinchi for submitting this picture

"Dashing through the snow/ in a candy right top 6-4/ over the hills I go/ laughing at this hoe!"
- Eazy-E
Lyric from the song Merry Muthphuckin' X-mas

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

The Fourth Amendment Hoarder - S01E09

We're going to do something a little different this episode. I came across this video on YouTube and decided it had to be featured on the site. This patriotic hoarder must know that The Fourth Amendment protects us Americans from unreasonable searches and seizures because if I had to search for something in that hoard, I'd definitely have a seizure! 

(Montana)

"Nothing says I love America more than hoarding the sh*t out of it!"

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Friday, December 16, 2011

The Illegal Leopard Hoard - S01E08

So yesterday I went on a Hoard Hunt and I came across a rare and endangered hoard. The illegal leopard hoard. Some of you may be familiar with illegal leopard from the Chappelle Show but if you are not or need a reminder CLICK HERE
This sneaky son of a b*tch hoarder used tinted windows to camouflage the majority of the hoard in the back seat but you can still see a bit in the front. I tried to get a glimpse of the back of through the windshield but you can't really see much. 
Right after seeing this hoard I spotted a mother-hoard cruising down the street but I couldn't get my camera out in time! 



(California) 

"Come on holmes, its f*ckin leopard man!"
-Dave Chappelle

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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Michael Vick Hoard - S01E07

In this episode of Hoarder Cars, some crazy lady in Texas was found hoarding 22 dogs in her station wagon!! The inside of the car was soaked in piss and sh*t. But no need to worry folks, she left them a pan just in case they wanted to cook. 

(Texas)
Original source of picture: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/02/22-dogs-car.html     

"These b*tches PARKING up the wrong tree!"

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